I thought I heard a weary pitter-patter on my front door. It's a bit nasty out there, I see. Please, step inside...
I am The Professor Bones Macabre & I welcome you to my humble domain, Hodgson Manor, where every day is a Monster Matinee Buffet....Come along, don't be shy... What am I? It's a little complicated but I'll try my best to explain..Hmmm... I am a Phantasmacologist. What I do is I delve & dabble in the delicious world of monster movies...Did you know there are monsters everywhere? It is impossible to know how many of them are out there. But no worries, I am aware of all of the monsters that are residing within these walls (knock on wood) whom were individually collected by myself. This, of course, is a continuous work in progress. So, if you wish to continue on as my guest this dark & stormy night, you may explore, share & celebrate my most recent humble findings; but only on two conditions:
I am The Professor Bones Macabre & I welcome you to my humble domain, Hodgson Manor, where every day is a Monster Matinee Buffet....Come along, don't be shy... What am I? It's a little complicated but I'll try my best to explain..Hmmm... I am a Phantasmacologist. What I do is I delve & dabble in the delicious world of monster movies...Did you know there are monsters everywhere? It is impossible to know how many of them are out there. But no worries, I am aware of all of the monsters that are residing within these walls (knock on wood) whom were individually collected by myself. This, of course, is a continuous work in progress. So, if you wish to continue on as my guest this dark & stormy night, you may explore, share & celebrate my most recent humble findings; but only on two conditions:
1st, have fun...
2nd, If you have any friends and/or family who enjoy all kinds of classic monster movies, trailers, posters, stills, bumpers, spooky cartoons, creepy educational films & other goodies for free, without the tedious hassle of searching everywhere for the best quality presentations, send them over to us. We have plenty of room for everybody here at the buffet...
Oh, just one more little thing before you proceed. Hodgson Manor is also a work in progress, meaning there are many ways you can get "lost" here. For now, it would be to everyone's benefit if you limited your explorations to The Parlor (where you'll find me hosting most frequently), The Lobby (trailers, posters, etc.), and The Dining Chamber (free buffet). Afterwards, digest yourself in The Spider's Den or fancy a game in The Arcade.... I suppose if you still can't rest in peace following your din-din, you may also wander through The Catacombs where we keep the leftovers, but please, do be careful... it can be rather dark & slippery down there...
